just-shower-thoughts:

When you’re sick, the advice is to literally do drugs and stay out of school

just-shower-thoughts:

If you pet your pet rock enough, it’ll erode and you’ll be alone again.

just-shower-thoughts:

Ordering a single 18-inch pizza is better than ordering two 12-inch pizzas. 18-inch pizza=π(18/2)^2=255. 2 12-inch pizzas=2 x π(12/2)^2=226. Next time choose wisely

just-shower-thoughts:

All movies about real life stories are apart of the same cinematic universe

just-shower-thoughts:

Apparently, a lemon is not naturally occurring and is a hybrid developed by cross breeding a bitter orange and a citron. Life never gave us lemons; we invented them all by ourselves.